Clarky Cat is a made up drug in the same class as other drugs such as Yellow Bentines, Triple-sod or the infamous Cake. It can be readily obtained from the "Boz-Boz" across the streets of urban Britain.
Possession of Clarky Cat without physical contact and the exchange of such drugs through a mandrill remains legal.
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